#I'm losing my mind because i just got my wisdom teeth removed

[demon-goblin-thing]

I play a double horn among with a few other instruments and like girl what??? The horn isn't an easy instrument but you gotta learn at least something after 3 years 😭

did i even tell you guys how i pretended to know how to play an instrument for three years and only two people ever figured it out.

[doodle17]

consider: raz gets his teeth pulled

I HAVE LMAOOO

I actually have multiple situations for this. It's if Raz got his Wisdom teeth out, and he's about my version of his adult age (19) when he got them removed. Since he never really went to a dentist in his life, his teeth were very painful because he waited so long to get them removed 😬

Anyways, here's some scenarios I thought of yesterday (and a few today based on my experience)

Alright. I'm about to insert the I.V so you'll feel a small prick." The nurse said.

Raz inhaled through his teeth and winced. "Aw man... I really hate needles..." He looked over to Lili and Dogen. "Don't worry about it. Just don't look." Lili replied. He squeezed his eyes shut and the nurse inserted the I.V into his arm.

"What it bad?" Dogen asked. Raz opened one eye, with a look of surprise on his face. "Not... as bad as I thought!..." He looked at his arm and cringed. "Ew I should NOT have looked at it though."

scenario 2

"D'you want a blanket or anything before you go under?" The nurse asked. Lili was about to reply "No" but Raz interrupted her before she could say anything. "Yes please~" He said in a sing-song voice. He kicked his feet a bit and looked around the room. Lili giggled and elbowed Dogen for his attention. "Looks like he's starting to get high already." Noticing Raz's head began bobbing up in down, his eyelids getting heavy.

"OoooOooOooOOoo... I tHink it's W-orKIng..." He chirped before immediately passing out.

Scenario 3

"Alright Dogen, you go start the car, I'll get Raz." Lili said. Dogen gave her a thumbs up.

The nurse opened the door and let her in. She leaned over the dental chair and smiled. "Hey... Raz-zle." She waved her hand in front of his face. "All the lights on up there?"

His eye slowly opened. He looked around the room, drowsy. He noticed Lili, who was gently rubbing his shoulder. He smiled, as wide as he could at least. "Hheeey Liliiii..." He said dreamily. She giggled. "Hey, hon. How you feelin'?"

"I'm feelin' ggrrrreaat!" He flung both his arms outward, with a thumbs up. "Oh, sorry am I bein' to loud?..." He asked the nurse. "Nope. You're all right."

His eyes became glossy and his lip trembled. "I'm so sorry for being loud..." The nurse and Lili were trying not laugh. Lili was trying to calm Raz down, who was on the verge of sobbing hysterically.

Scenario 4

Raz hadn't said anything the in car so far, just stared off into space, drooling.

"Is he asleep or something?" Dogen asked. D'art waved a hand in front of Raz's face. He blinked each eye slowly. "Nah, he's still awake. His mind is just somewhere else at the moment."

"We should stop to get some food, and Raz a shake or something. There's a Fast food place over there." Lili pointed out the car window. Dogen began to turn the cad towards the parking lot. "That's a good idea. What do you think Raz?" Raz just blinked slowly again, letting out a small "Eh" in reply. "I think he likes the idea." D'art snickered.

Raz sat there slurping peacefully on his milkshake. Obviously drooling it everywhere in the process, Lili had to wipe his face off. "Hey? What's this metal thing on my finger...?" He asked mouth full of ice cream. "It an engagement ring. We're engaged? Remember?" Lili replied. Raz scrunched his face up in confusion, and looked up thoughtfully for a moment. His face lit up with realization. "Oh yeaaaaah!" He giggled like a 16 yea old girl. "You're stuck with meeeee..."

"Raz quit talking, your getting milk-shake everywhere." D'art said. Raz glared at him. "Well YOOOUUU eat ice-cream like a prostitute..." D'art covered his mouth trying to hold back a laugh, while Lili and Dogen did the same.

"Uuuuuugggghhhh... D'art you're such a WHHHhhhoooorrreee....." Raz hissed with the most pure malice in his voice. Dogen choked on his food and broke out into a coughing fit, while D'art and Lili were losing their minds in the back seat.

[ishikawayukis]

I’m still suffering but I’m back✌🏽 Have you seen that meme that says “Cuando vea ____ no diré nada, pero habrán señales” (when I start watching ____ I won’t say anything, but there’ll be signs)?, that will be both of us with OP when we get that third piercing on our left ear LOL

And boy, yes, they have been in that dessert for way too long LMAO like I don’t wanna miss everything so I’m not skipping any parts, but I’m definitely watching at x1.25 speed bc I’ve just realized this arc lasts until 130 and I’m not even on the 20s😭

Iñaki’s and Taz friendship definitely cured some of the sadness in my soul, but same I would to get more sneak peeks behind the work. I have watched some videos about the make-up and wig work, the staging and props, I saw some performance proposals for Zoro’s introduction and I love how despite changing many things, they never gave up on including the middle finger LOL I just find very interesting the process of discerning which ideas make it into the final product, I’m a nerd what can I say😔✌🏽

SANJI AND CHOPPER CARRIED THE CREW IN THIS ARC they were very impressive😌✨ but okay mini rant that you might find funny since you’re clearly far ahead LOL 1) the heck no one d*es HAHAHA LIKE everyone. somehow. miraculously. comes back alive and I’m glad for the good guys, but damn people it feels like only Arlong and people from the backstories d*ed 2) again, glad no one from the crew d*es (for now?😭🤞🏽) but boy does it hurt to see them getting thrashed :c </3

I did enjoy Ace’s appearance respectfully<3 LOL but seeing Zoro smiling and laughing more frequently definitely does something to my brain<3 Also!! Saw you got your wisdom teeth removed: congratulations!!🥳✨ and since Spotify wrapped just happened, what’s your song #12?? Was going to ask based on the episode of OP I’m at but it’s already the 100s so the last two digits will do LOL

LMFAOOO if that ain't me. also wait do you speak spanish or this is like, the meme you know LSDKHGKL it's very important to me as a spanish speaker because i have one stupid ass op video i can't show anyone because it's in spanish and i've been going insane because it made me cackle (but also would have to ask what's your stance on shipping (not like hardcore i will fight others if they don't like what i like but like hehe their dynamic is fun))

honestly i respect you so much for not skipping anything because i just skimmed through over 10 episodes worth of someone's backstory (they've been dead for a long time so i'm like 🧍‍♀️ we didn't learn anything new with this but the lore is great i guess)

had no idea about that LMAO honestly it fits zoro so much that no matter what he was going to be flipping someone, actually that's something that i love about the live action like yeah let him and sanji curse we know these two idiots are the worst when it comes to cursing LMAO part of me is hoping that we'll get like a documentary kinda thing with the behind the scenes or maybe more behind content for the second season

NO BUT THAT'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT AS WELL, like yay for the main crew not dying i won't have psychological damage because of it, but what do you MEAN not a single bad guy dies either some of them should've had their heads chop off give me a break

pre time skip zoro was so goofy and beloved truly a gift, god i can't wait for you to get to a certain part and lose your mind about him tho LMAO and i diiiiid! finally have all of them out, this last one is not bothering me as much so i'll take that as a win as well and i'm just happy to be done with the whole thing LMAO and my #12 song is tití me preguntó by bad bunny which honestly, a bit shocked by because i didn't think i listened to it that much. what's your 81 song i gotta know 👁👁

[observeowl]

Wisdom tooth S.J

Scarlett Johansson x daughter!Reader

Summary: R puts off going to the dentist until the last moment

Reader POV I have not been eating much because I don't have an appetite. I am constantly having a headache that shoots down my neck due to my toothache. I have been putting off going to the dentist because the last experience there was horrifying. So instead of eating, I have been switching my diet to drinking smoothies. It's safe to say it wasn't enough because I was losing weight.

I have been taking Tylenol to help with my pain but it was getting tough. Even two pills weren't enough at times to cover the pain, making me easily irritable. I was also having trouble sleeping at night. It was getting harder and harder to hide from my mum, I couldn't hide from her for every meal so I had to pick and choose. I have been eating slower and lesser when normally, I would be the first one off the table.

"Y/N sweetie, are you okay?" Scarlett asked me one day.

"Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?"

"It's just, you are losing your normal enthusiasm when eating. You are normally excited about what's for lunch and dinner."

I put down my fork and took a deep breath. "IthinkIhaveatoothache."

"Pardon? I didn't catch you."

"I think I have a toothache."

"Oh dear... is that why you haven't been eating?" I nodded my head. "I know you hate going to the dentist, but if we keep dragging it, it's going to hurt even more." "I'm going to make an appointment for you and we can go together okay?"

"Alright..." I can't escape from it now...

"Here, in the meantime, put this on your jaw. It should help a bit." My mum gave me a pack of ice. It was really cold but it did help numb the pain.

"Great news! There's a slot today and we can go there now."

"Wait what!? I- I'm not mentally prepared yet!" I sat up straight at the news. We obviously have differing opinions on what's great news. She acted as if she didn't hear me and continued getting ready to leave. I groaned and whined as I got ready as well.

"Do we really have to go today?" I whined to my mum.

"You are in the car already, what do you expect?" I trashed in my seat as I really did not want to go.

>time skip to the dentist<

"Miss Y/N?" The nurse announced my name. I did not move from my seat but mum dragged my hand into the room. The dentist did a quick check on my teeth and informed us that it was not a toothache but rather my wisdom tooth growing out of place hence all the hurting. He suggested removing the wisdom tooth today so that we don't have to make another visit but honestly, my mind blanked out after he suggested removal.

Scarlett POV I could see Y/N not paying attention anymore after the dentist suggested the procedure and I took over the talking. He asked about any allergy, height and weight to measure the amount of laughing gas to use. As the time went on, Y/N was getting visibly anxious. I held her hand to let her know I'm right there with her and that she has nothing to be afraid of.

Slowly, as she gets induced by the laughing gas, the dentist checks to make sure she's not feeling anything before starting the removal of her wisdom teeth. She was knocked out cold due to the anesthesia and I sat by the side to wait for the dentist to be done.

After about an hour, the dentist was down with the procedure and all I had to do was wait for Y/N to wake up. He briefed me on what to do and what not to do at home. No solid food for a week, no drinking through straws (something about not feeling your tongue) and to change the cotton wool when we get home.

"Mum?" Y/N finally stirred awake.

"Yes, baby I'm here." I went closer to her and held her hand. She leaned forwards and put her entire body on mine like a koala. "You want me to carry you?" I felt her head nod. "Okay, let's go then." I carried her with me and walked to my car.

"Normally people are hysterical after their wisdom teeth removal, why are you crying?"

"I on't now..." She started crying more hysterically through her muffled voice due to the cotton wool.

"Okay, okay I'm sorry. You can cry all you want." Oh god, why is my child so unlike others? When we got back home, I quickly whipped up some smoothies because she hadn't been eating much.

"Drink this smoothie and take your pain medication then you can go to bed." I managed to let her allow me to change the cotton wool in her mouth. I can see the stitches in there but I wasn't going tell her that and scare her.

"Can you- Can you stay with me?"

"Of course sweetheart."

Despite everything she's doing, she's still a baby, she's still my baby.

[galaxy-pastel]

Genshin Types

a/n: I just got my wisdom teeth removed and I'm absolutely miserable 🥰

tw's: yandere content, game spoilers (?), idk I'm just putting it there in case, it's more like character lore stuff but yk, childe slander lmao I can't stand him, lumine supremacy !

The longing ones:

Chongyun can't bring himself to touch his darling, or get close to them, usually. The thing is, they literally make him hot, and not in the suggestive way, either. Whenever he even starts to think about them Chongyun can feel his cheeks burn, his throat contract, and his hands get sweaty. So, you can imagine how bad it gets when he's physically near them. This is a problem for him, so while he'd love to be around them as much as possible, Chongyun can't. The only exception is when they don't know he's there, but he tries to avoid watching them sleep. Chongyun doesn't like feeling like a creep.

On the other hand, there's Ei. It's not that she can't be around her darling, because she absolutely can, and she does. Ei loves spending times with her darling, and adores them in every single way. She just can't bring herself to admit her feelings for them. She's an Archon, and she's lost a lot of important people in her long existence, even if she's just now coming out of her solitude, Ei is scared. Terrified, even. She loathes the idea of losing her darling. For this reason, I would categorize her as being extremely overwhelming.

Sucrose is just extremely shy, but her trauma definitely plays a part in how she's hesitant to get too close to her darling. Sucrose was left behind by the people she trusted most, so when she fell in love with her darling, she promised herself that she'd stay at a distance. It's so hard, though. They're so sweet, and they always succeed in making her feel flustered at the worst of times. Sucrose, unlike Chongyun and Ei (before she ends up kidnapping her darling), doesn't succeed in staying away for long, and also fits in the clingy category once she goes over the point of no return. She's too sweet, though, so her darling isn't given the chance to notice.

The clingy ones:

Venti genuinely cannot leave his poor darling alone. This generally stems from his fear of losing them, but I see him being very affectionate as well. Venti adores being with his darling, and he's physically affectionate, moreso than the other Archons. He's constantly touching his darling, and he's so charming that they don't get the chance to ask him about it. Holding hands just so happens to be Venti's favorite, especially when he can interlace his fingers with their own. It's so intimate, but not too overwhelming, so in his mind it's perfect.

No, because if there's someone even more clingy than Venti, it would be Amber. She has a lot of energy and Amber's constantly moving around, however, she also spends a lot of time hanging around her darling. Amber hugs them a lot, always wanting to be in contact with her darling. Amber doesn't really have any boundaries when it comes to her darling, so she always ends up invading their privacy, but she doesn't do this on purpose. She just loves being around them <3

The annoying ones:

There is exactly one person in this category that I could think of, and that person is none other than Childe. He just loves teasing his darling, and the fact that he's part of the Fatui doesn't exactly help. He's as extremely annoying person in general, so I cannot fathom him having a darling that likes him. They loathe Childe, and though this may be surprising, he's completely fine with that. He just won't ever let them go, so they're definitely stuck with him. RIP to Childe's darling.

The possessive ones:

I had a lot of characters in mind for this, so I'll put some mentions at the end, but number one is Scaramouche. Possession has a lot of things that go into it, but he truly belives that his darling belongs to him, which may becomes rather... problematic once he takes action on how he feels. Kuni doesn't just want his darling to belong to him, though, he also believes that he belongs to them. Dude takes so much offense when he's flirted with by other people, he actually gets aggressive. Whether or not his darling likes this completely depends on their personality, but he thinks that it just makes sense. You can't tell him otherwise, either.

Lumine can't bear to leave her darling alone, so while she probably also fits into the clingy category, I see her as being possessive moreso. She lost her brother, and while she seems fine on the outside, she definitely isn't. Lumine is terrified that her darling might end up like Aether, getting taken away from her, and it makes her skin crawl. For this reason, Lumine spends most of her time looking after them, and she's the more stern twin so it's harder to deal with her than it it with Aether. You can't outsmart her, either, so there's really no getting away. It's okay, though! She just wants to take care of her darling.

HONORABLE MENTIONS -> La Signora, Zhongli, Xiao, Ei, Yae, Sara, Kazuha, Abyss Prince! Aether, and Beidou

[kutyozh]

alright this is going to be a long post but what people are sharing rn over at @/berlinauslandermemes on ig deserves attention. they asked their followers about medical gaslighting in Germany. here are some of the responses - mostly by racialised and/or otherwise marginalised people: (click for bigger version - ID below. tw for various medical issues as well as various forms of discrimination)

[ID: various screenshots of replies to a question on instagram. the usernames are censored:

Changed OBs bc 1st one (🇩🇪) would not give me HPV vacc info bc I was "too old" (1/2)

Gynecologists misdiagnosing my endometriosis for normal period pain for 23 years.

Back pain, Doc sent me away with "it's prob. just muscular." It was 2 L. vertebrae w/liquid.

An advice to have my wisdom teeth removed although they are perfectly healthy

I was told my cough was psychological- now my asthma is severe and hard to control

secretary of dermatologist ordering me to show her my back to check if I really need Dr

I chronically have a low iron value. Wanted to get my blood checked. So far she refused three times.

Had a bad skin rash, doctors told to calm down, just a small allergy. Turned out I had chickenpox. 🤦‍♀️

My doctor didn't want to give me antibiotics or do a urine sample for a urinary infection

Too young to have heart problems. Check up only after 35.

Told was being dramatic about hayfever allergies, told I didn't need inhaler prescription 🤡

my friend had rectal bleeding for 3 days and no bloodwork, nothing. had to fly to TR [tn: Türkiye] to get checked

Dermatologist didn't even touch me or got closer than 2 meters from me. Dermatologist!!

Had a skin rash. Doctor jokes about not being able to remove my tattoos instead of helping

Doctors trying to convince me that Asexuality is actually a disorder needing treatment

Gf went with severe headache complains excessively being asked whethershe is depressed

Changed OBs bc 1st one (🇩🇪) would not give me HPV vacc info bc I was "too old" (1/2)

Gynecologists misdiagnosing my endometriosis for normal period pain for 23 years.

Back pain, Doc sent me away with "it's prob. just muscular." It was 2 L. vertebrae w/liquid.

Heavy lower abdomen pain wasn't taken seriously, Had an emergency surgery 1 week later

Got refused a blood check "because I look healthy". spoiler: I have a thyroid disease

Told me : Long-covid doesn't exist it's just in my head and more tests are not necessary

Pain is just in my mind and i should forget it exists 😩😂

My eye doc was telling every time I'm fine and was sending me away after I waiting so long

Allergic reaction, made fun of my German, sent home with antibiotics, hospital 1 hr later

a male gyno told me I didn't have a breat lump when I knew I did (I did!)

My doc wrote me a note on a paper "Turn off your phone!" to tell me then Covid doesn't exist

In pain - told to lose weight. Fount out it was ovarian cysts. Still told to lose weight.

Panic attack disorder - 'maybe you're just over thinking too much'. And 'maybe it is just because it's winter'

15 day coughing - "Too young for antibiotics" (then went to 🇮🇹 and got a treatment 😉)

I'm a doctor myself, not German. After many years in Germany and already speaking near perfect German I needed psychotherapy. My Hausarzt [tn: primary care physician] told me that I was young and should just go to church and be thankful for my life and youth 😂

Gynae dismissed profuse bleeding as nothing, 0 concern and let me leave in tears

Once at the Vivantes [tn: a hospital chain], a doctor:"you're beautiful, why do you have depression and take me?"

all my concerns were dismissed as "stress" bc of my job as a nurse, that i should meditate

My left body part turned dumb pretty oftenand my doctor told I make it up in my head

Religious hospital. Diagnose: STD. Only bc I said I had multiple partners. It was actually an UTI

I had very bad fever and doctor yelled at me and kicked me out(he was afraid it was covid)

Thought I was an addict because I asked about ADD meds (I have a diagnosis in Germany and the US)

"You need to learn German" the doctor in the emergency room giving 0 importance to my pain

lots of symptoms for several years —> all in your head, tee trinken [tn: drink tea]—> autoimmune disease

5 doc, including ER told my skin rash was allergic, turned out to be Shingles 🤡

Fat-bias, everyday, almost every doctor

denied celiac or food allergy testing, told i needed 6+months of symptoms to be tested

German doctors are absolutely disgusting cos of this, especially withing a certain older generation.

I had vertigos, diarrhea and fever. I was told to eat soup.

My ADHD is just in my mind and I should just get disciplined (already diagnosed at time)

You're under 30 so it shouldn't be an issue *whilst looking at an MRI scan with a clear issue*

"Everyone knicks sometimes" needed ligament transplantation and 1 year Reha

Broke my hand, did a serious surgery, put 3 screws and they didn't wanna give me pills for post surgery

my little brother was sick and my mom was told to dress him full black to "avoid bad energy"

Medicine in Germany ain't preventive, it's (badly) reactive

Dr. told me to lose weight instead of breast reduction (I work out 5 days a week, 65kg

I'm not autistic and making it up for attention 🙂🙃

Me/My country must learn to brush teeth. Its taught in Germany when kids are 4!

My ex being diagnosed with tonsillitis without having tonsils. Apparently the dr lost his license 🙄

Have been told didn't need meds to overcome panic syndrome "Just wait it will pass

Internist laughed at my IBS issues, I started stress-crying, he got mad at me speaking in EN and crying

1 month with UTI, gyn doesn't give me antibiotics even though blood in the urine exam

Dermatologist AHA(acid) treatment-ended up with superficial burn all over my face

Not sure if fits: But a male doctor asked me out for dinner after lung tests! Blocked him!!

swollen eye, entered unlit room & doctor wrote down a cream. 3 sec appointment, didnt work

Had a bad headache with eye problems. The doc said there's no connection between brain and eyes /end ID]

[theficplug]

|Next Lifetime|Erik Killmonger|

previous chapters : Part 1 Part 2  Part 3 

erik killmonger x black reader

|part 4|

warnings: um definitely smut this chapter at the end. so 18+ for this chapter! and a possible trigger warning for grief but i promise it gets better and its a romcom.

synopsis:  reader grieves Erik until she doesn’t (i’m trying not give too much away). This one is a long ass chapter. So, grab you a snack and something to drink! I hope y’all like it.

“You promised on our birthday that you would give me something far more special than the charms you would gift to me. In 2018, you wanted to avenge your birth parents and you went off and did something foolish and when you- when they returned you to me you were-.” you struggle for a bit to find the words to explain it all to him as he takes a step back to gather himself. 

He rubs his eyes before grabbing your arms gently and massaging them . He leans down to look you in your eyes before asking “Ma, did you take something before I came to pick you up? You alright? Cause what you saying don’t make no sense at all... Your pupils don't look dilated though.” 

“I know how this must sound. Batshit crazy. I know it sounds crazy to me too. I’m still trying to figure out if I’m losing my own damn mind. I don’t know how or why. I just know that you came back to me.” you say to him and he shakes his head. 

“Erik. You’re talking about your ex boyfriend...The one that passed... . Alright, I’m going to take you home now... I still don’t understand what’s going on here and I’ve had about all I can take of trying to understand what’s going on here.” N’Jadaka says quietly to you before going around and opening your car door. 

The drive was silent as you picked at your nails and let the soft r&b roll over the tension between the two of you. 

Your own thoughts were going in about a billion different directions again. It didn’t feel right to just sit on all of that and not say anything at all. As ripped from a science fiction film as it sounded at least he knows. 

He was never one to think quietly because you could practically read his thoughts with the changing of expressions across his face.

The relief of seeing your building washed over you as he offered to walk you to your door. 

It was bittersweet because there was still so much of him in this different version of him. Even when he was upset with you or livid with whatever ghost that was haunting him back then,  he still showed nothing but tenderness to you.

You nod and give him a small smile before following him up the stairs , to your elevator, and finally your door. 

“I know that this is a lot. I mean who in their right mind would be able to process all of that.I wish there was any other way to say it... But thank you, I had a really nice time.” your soft words snap him out of staring at your face as if he was trying to piece it all together.

He knew deep down that there was something about you and what happened that weekend while dreaming in colours and other worlds but he couldn’t wrap his head around all of this happening in real life.  

You lean up to kiss his cheek and he grabs your shoulders softly. “With all due respect. You seem like a lovely person and a good woman, but I just - this all a lil too weird for me and I don’t think it’s a good idea that we continue seeing each other.” 

He kisses your hand and leaves with one look over your shoulder as you call out “Meet me at our spot. If you are still anywhere in there. You’ll know what I mean.”

“What the hell happened ? I didn’t expect you back until tomorrow morning?” Iri says as she settles on the other side of the sofa and patted the spot next to her as you kick off the sandals and lay your head on her lap with tears already prickling your eyes. 

“Oh you didn’t? Please don’t tell me you told him about the soulmate reincarnation thing? Sweets, you probably scared the hell out of that man. We needed you to keep that waaay down in the vault.” Tiki adds as she pops the cork off the bottle of wine in her hand and pauses the movie playing on the screen in the background. 

“Here’s what we’re gonna do . You’re gonna text him and tell him that you had just gotten your wisdom teeth removed earlier today and the meds had you unexpectedly zooted as fuck. “ Iri suggests and you chuckle softly.

---

Meanwhile at N’Jadaka’s house he was already being pestered by Lina and Penn for some type of details about what happened during the date. Orleans was already in the kitchen cooking and ear hustling but went back to his conversation on the phone with Big Mike when he realized there wasn’t any tea. 

“I don’t feel good. I’m finna go lay down. I’ll talk to y’all in the morning”. He says simply to them before trudging his way to his part of the house.

They had been friends since college and just got used to the idea of living together as they did in the dorms so they made it work after graduation. 

It helped them save money for when they finally separated and all of their schedules kept them busy so they didn't have time to get sick of each other. They also knew him well enough to know when something was bothering him and to leave him alone when he gets this moody.

"What the fuck?" He whispered under his breath 

"What the fuck was all that?" He continues talking to himself as he strips and walks past the bathroom mirror to the shower. 

He stops when something catches his eye. He sees a birthmark on his chest that almost resembles the shape of claw marks. He lets his fingers linger over the mark for a second. Thoughts of a panther mask clouded his memories for a moment before he shook his head and entered the shower. 

---

A few hours later of talking through it with your girls about possibly seeing a therapist about all that's going on and you were ready for bed. 

It didn't take long to drift off, you were ready to put the whole thing behind you. 

The familiar setting of purples , pinks, and hues of blue came into focus and you looked around letting the butterflies land on you again.

 You walk through the flowers and find Erik sitting by a stream of water weaving some of the flowers together. 

"What the hell, E?" You ask as you run over to him and wrap your arms around his neck

He turns to you and smiles big , his dimples on full display before shrugging. 

"It ain't perfect but it's the best I could do. They said it's like a do-over or something like that. I get a second chance but as a result of the way I did things the first time it's a lil different. Like when you restore a computer and it lose all it's files and shit. I get a new life but I'm still kinda stuck. I kinda like it though. I don't remember all the other shit when I'm awake. It really is like starting over. Shits crazy to explain when you think about it. But for you , you already know. I'd find you in this life and the next and the one after that. I don’t think I’mma ever fully remember what happened with all of that when i’m awake. I’m cool with it. It ain’t something I’m tryna remember." He says tipping your chin up to look at you and kissing you softly 

"I know. At least I get to hold you in the real world. It's just different. But guess what I saw today? I seen that bench that you and me signed all them years back. It's still there." You say to him and he places the lil flower bracelet around your wrist as y'all sit and talk for the rest of the night.

By the time you wake up with the aroma of breakfast wavering throughout the loft you feel a little better about the whole situation with Erik, not Erik. 

You opened your phone and sent him an I'm sorry gif with a few extra words inspired by Tina's wisdom tooth lie. 

 After easing into the kitchen and standing in the doorway you see the two lovebirds dancing around the kitchen singing to each other and laying food on the plates. 

"Morning lil sleepy head. Don't forget that I'll still be coming down to the center with you today for the seminar. You hungry?" Iris asks as she places the plate in your hands with a kiss to the top of the head. 

"Of course. There's a young girl, Sophie there that I really think would love to talk to you. She's just starting her transition. And her parents are wonderful but they don't really have much money. She hasn't really had the chance to get more “feminine” presenting clothes and she likes makeup.  " You say and she nods catching your drift.

"Well it'd brighten anybody's day seeing a beautiful successful trans woman like myself honey. But let's lift her spirits even more. I'm gonna bring some of the makeup I got from pr packages and some of the clothes from this collection. I really hope it helps." She answers and Tika just saunters over to her proclaiming her love for her. 

"Alright alright alright. I get it. I'm single as hell." You say laughing softly

---

Two weeks ticked by with radio silence on N'Jadaka's end. After the 4th day when he gave you the cold shoulder at a coffee shop, you decided to stop trying.

Maybe it wasn't fate and maybe you were just believing what you wanted to believe. 

You reason with yourself as you walked around the loft making notes about the new housing project you were working on. 

Finally having the house to yourself with the lovebirds gone for the day on a little adventure. You got to work budgeting and calling different areas to rent out apartments to you for women and lgbtq+ with housing insecurities. 

Your ramblings and thoughts were interrupted by a knock at the door , thinking that Iri or Tika left something behind. 

"I told you to take your sunscre- Daka?" You question as he stands in front of you

You cross your arms and furrow your brows while waiting for an answer from him.

He stands for a moment like he’s trying to gather all of his thoughts together in a way that makes sense to both of you. 

"What're you doing here?" You ask putting your hand on your hip. 

He drops his shoulders and lets out a soft sigh before looking at you.

"I didn't wanna believe it. What you said that night cause like how the fuck does something like that happen? I’mma be honest.  I wanted to just believe that you were a lil off and leave it at that but something keeps telling me that you right. I can't remember shit before college and all I wanted to do was be with you. From the moment I met you in the store. I was like, this is it. This is what's missing. A piece to a puzzle that's all jumbled up." He admits and you nod slowly before letting him in. 

You walk around the kitchen getting a cup of tea for yourself and sitting a cup of coffee down on the counter for him.

“Don’t worry it’s black, I know you dont like it sweet.”

"You know I didn't exactly expect my fiancee that I buried months before to show up at a damn supermarket of all places. This isn't some movie or fanfiction. These kind of things don't happen in real life. Daka you, you had claw marks all over you. The last time I laid eyes on you. And now you're here in front of me. I thought that I was losing my mind." You say and he starts to unbutton his shirt.

"These." He says peeling his shirt off and showing you the birthmarks on his chest and shoulder.

You trace your fingers over it before leaning your head on his shoulder. 

"I asked my parents about my childhood and when I passed by my old neighborhood a few days ago andI remembered some things. I remember what happened to my other parents, in pieces. Shit’s brutal." He says dropping his gaze

"It's okay." You whisper to him and wrap your arms around him. You rocked him for a moment letting him let all of those feelings wash over him. 

He embraced you for a moment before kissing you tenderly. You tug at his bottom lip before deepening the kiss when he press you against the counter. 

"We'll figure it out... Something telling me I'd be a fuckin fool to lose you again." He says quietly against yours lips. 

"Are you gonna make love to me or are you going to keep looking at me like that?" You ask as he studies your whole face like he's looking at art. 

"A memory. It's you. We stood right here and I kissed you the same way. You were saying something like "you bring yourself home to me"." He says and you nod frantically, holding him closer to you.

"I did. It was right before you left." You admit and he nods before lifting you up onto the counter and kissing you heatedly this time. He kisses down to your breasts before looking up at permission from you to unhook your bra. 

Always a man that knows what he's doing. He takes kisses around your breasts and nipples. He takes his time to lick and caress you until he works his way down.

You shake your head yes before moving to slide off your panties but his kisses and his mouth is already beating you to it as he kisses down to your thigh.

He slides your panties off with his teeth and tosses them over his shoulder. 

You tilt your head back as you feel him wasting no time massaging over your clit and working you over with his fingers, curling them and stroking you gently. 

Your soft moans fill the room when he hooks your leg over his shoulder and begins to suckle your clit softly , swirling his tongue over it. 

"Tika will kil- Ooh god. How does your tongue feel like it's vibrating?" You ask and he only chuckles and grips onto your cheeks to bring you closer to him.

He was feasting on and devouring you like he was going to lose again and you could grind your hips down against his tongue and moan his name sweetly.

He didn't stop his tongue or fingers working in you until your legs are shaking and you're gripping at his head. 

"You have- fuck. I'm a squir-" you moan his name brokenly while trying to get out your words and lean back for a moment licking his lips before realizing what you're trying to say.

"Hold that for me. I wanna come with you." He says to you and you pout and protest as he removes his fingers. He picks you up off the counter and carries you bridal style asking you which room is yours.

"Left , left." You giggle into his shoulder as he helps you slide your dress off and you unbutton his jeans for him. 

You capture him in a kiss for a moment feeling his soft plump lips against yours again for the first time in what feels like forever. 

"It's been a long time since I've done all of this. . . Gentle." You say and he runs a calloused finger over your cheek moving a curl away from your face as he looks at you. 

He gets a quick flash of a memory of you and him in bed. You wore a smile on your face before telling him "happy anniversary".

He trailed his fingers down your body remembering almost every scar , every moment. 

When Erik got to a scar at your side. He chuckled, unlocking a memory of you two running from the neighborhood rottweiler , Smokey. 

That old ass dog hated you and he hoisted you over the fence first after being out late one night in high school. The gate had caught your side when you jumped. 

Erik felt so bad he brought you food from anywhere you wanted everyday from to school for a month. 

He leans down to place open mouthed kisses to it. 

He traced over your thighs to the cellulite and stretch marks remembering when you first got them. 

He was moving homes at the time and he wasn't ready to be further away from you yet.  You two just sat for hours at the park in the grass, talking. 

" You know white men behind all of that anyways. They want y'all to feel like you gotta look the same way. That's how they make them billions. My mama had 'em . Yo mama , and generations back. And it ain't ever stop them from being the women they are. Besides if any dirtneck nigga ever try you , just tell me. Imma handle it." He would say as you sat with your head on his lap, staring at the sun setting, knowing good and well your grandparents were gonna ground you for being late when you get home. 

They never did though cause you were with Erik they knew you were gonna be alright. 

"Nothing to worry about. I… I've never done any of that stuff before…Have you?" you question hesitantly as you stare off. 

"Tisha. From Ms. Wilkes class. We was coming from the kick back-" 

"Uh uh . That's your business , you ain't gotta tell me all of that." You say slightly upset at the fact that Tisha of all people was his first. 

----

"I got you." He says kissing your forehead then your nose before hooking your leg over his hip and easing into you slowly while his lips are still on yours. His eyes never left yours as he cupped your face sweetly like he didn't want to lose you again. 

In this moment he gets a glimpse of prom night and how things changed between the both of you forever. 

He wraps his hands around your waist. One of his hands splayed across your belly. 

He remembers the pregnancy scare you both had afterwards with him holding your hand and telling you no matter what happens he wanna be there for both of you.

Luckily, nothing came of it but you were definitely closer because of it.

You let out an open mouthed gasp at the feeling of being so full of him after so long. 

You rest your hands on his neck and shoulder and he bottoms out fully settling into you as he moves his arms next to  balance himself. 

You close your eyes as he begins to stroke into you trying to set a rhythm for you as his praises for you fall from his lips. 

He kisses his way down your neck licking the marks that are already starting to form there. 

"My lil baby." He mutters out after licking a freshly formed hickey forming on top of your breasts. 

You open your eyes slowly , looking at him and the way he's looking at you . 

"It's been way too long since I've heard that from you. You're remembering?" You ask quietly as you let out a soft moan.

N'Jadaka's muscles flex and tighten as he picks up his pace. His abs clenched as he  pulls out almost completely and filled you at a different angle.

 The sounds of your moans filling the room with every stride and stroke of his hips,  it seems like you're closer to floating in space. The man was fucking you like his life depended on it and at this point all you could do is wrap your arms around him again to comfort you as he shutters and rolls his hips deeper into you. Your walls tighten around him as you relish in the feeling of him. 

"Fuck. I remember all of it." He says half chuckling at the way it's coming to him and half nearly in tears cause he really missed being with you. 

"I also remember that this is your favourite position cause you like to see my face." He teases before leaning down to kiss you again with them plump ass lips.

"E?" You ask , grabbing his face with trembling hands.

"Baby?" You ask again 

He moves his hands from your waist and places your hands in his. Then moving them above your head as he flashes in between making love to you for the last time and now.

You roll over with him and place your hands on your chest riding him slowly getting the rhythm as he strokes into you from below. 

He laughs softly when he realizes what you're doing. 

"Are you spelling my fucking name , baby?" He asks and you tell him that you can spell both.

You let out a whimper when he brushes your spot and let him take over as he runs his hands over your thighs to your butt and over your back as he strokes into you. 

He plants his feet on the bed and work your hips in rhythm with him. 

It didn't take long for you to orgasm with a loud shriek of his name . You had forgotten how he gets when he's close as his hands on gripping all over your thighs and your back. You were already feeling sensitive with your second orgasm coming through and this man felt like he was trying to put it in your belly. 

He rolls you onto your side giving it to you deeply. 

With a loud hiss and panting from him he cums , holding you in his arms.

"I don't think it has felt like that since our birthday last year." He says into your ear as he pulls you closer into his arms. 

He engulfs you fully in his embrace and presses a kiss to the side of your head. 

You laugh softly and roll over to face him , resting your forehead against his.

"I remember. You took me to Paris. I had never been and at the time I was obsessed with everything Parisian. We fucked on the balcony and somehow I ended up popping the straps to my favorite dress. You still owe me by the way." You tease and he shakes his head laughing. 

"I think we ended up saving they marriage from across the way though. They was arguing the whole time. Then they gon watch us like we ain't see them." Erik says laughing as he squeezes your thigh playfully.

"I know they was trying some things." You joke 

"I missed you so much. You don't even understand." You admit with a somehow saddened and relieved expression. 

"I know.  I want to start over this time. All of that Erik Killmonger shit is over with. I wanna keep the name N'Jadaka and just start over. All of that was too heavy on me to carry. I wanna let it all go. I wanna do it right with you." He explains 

"Good because if you put me through that again. Wakanda will be the least of your damn worries." You say to him and he nods giving you his word, sealed with a kiss.

"It'll be alright. Everything happens for a reason. And I think that right now a bath needs to happen and I'm gonna need you to do that thing again that you did in the kitchen cause I'm tryna figure out when you learned that-" 

At some point after the bubble bath/ shower combo you were both out like a light until Iri and Tika decide to come busting in like they usually do with little gifts and food for you. 

"Guess who's your fave- SHE GOT A WHOLEASS MAN IN HER BED" Iri announces to Tika before your pillow hits the door as she closes it. 

"Sorry about that. This is kinda our cuddle hour so they're used to just coming on in." You say sleepily and he just laughs it off while holding you closer. 

"It's all good. I remember that I ain't know them much before but when we did spend time with them, they were good people." He says, still trying to piece it together.  

----

You fell asleep more peacefully than you had in a long time. Now granted, good sex didn't fix the many layers of issues and mysticism surrounding everything.

But for now, you knew that you had him, you had your girls, family and your business. Everything felt alright again. 

Right up until the point of sleeping through the first alarm to meet the property owners.

"Bae. Bae your phone going off." N'Jadaka whispers in the dark room , voice still riddled with sleep and grogginess. 

"Shit. Shit. I'm gonna be so late." You call out , quickly jumping out of bed and stumbling around the room. 

It takes you about 25 minutes to speed through getting dressed in your best skirt suit. 

N'Jadaka sits on the end of the bed putting on his shoes and watching you shuffle around. 

He had offered to drive you there and stay with you and check out the property with you. 

He slows you down by grabbing you by your arms gently and placing a kiss to your lips. 

"Good morning, handsome. Let's go" 

You walk through the living room with Iri and Tika already posted up in the kitchen placing two breakfast burritos in a container to grab and go. 

You grab your things from the counter all while thanking them and jetting towards the door.

"Good luck pooh!" Tika calls after you. 

"Byyyyeeee Dakaaaa" they call out after him

---

"Here it is . These are the apartments. I know they don't look like much now from the outside. But from the pictures it looks great. And they'll be safe and comfortable here-" you babble on to N'Jadaka while you both stand outside of the building where Erik grew up , until you notice two women walking to  a car that clearly wasn't from this area. 

You notice Shuri and your breath hitches in your throat. 

Frozen in your anxiety, the seconds ticked by and it was too late to leave. She looked you dead in the eye and then at N'Jadaka like she had seen a ghost.

She gasped and Nakia followed the eyes before back into the car. 

"SHURI WAIT - PLEASE" you yell out to them but the car was already speeding  away. 

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[besidemethewholedamntime]

Hello again! :D I'm here because of our conversation earlier... where I asked you if I could request a fic where Jemma wakes up after some surgery and asks hilarious questions to Fitz while still not fully recovered from anesthesia.. may be an au, may be canon! It's totally up to you ♥

hello! Here’s your finished piece and I hope it’s kind of what you were looking for! Thank you so much for prompting me it - it was such a joy to write

bumblebees and wisdom teeth

{Read on Ao3}

or read below! 

“No. Absolutely not. You must be out of your mind toeven suggest it.”

Fitz rolls his eyes as she turns her back for a moment– knowing better than to do it so she can see. His tone is calm, without a hintof frustration. “It was your dentist, Jemma, not me. And it wasn’t so much as asuggestion as she effectively told you that you needed your wisdom toothremoved.”

Jemma makes a harrumphsound, before throwing herself forcefully into the kitchen chair. “My teethare perfect.”

“I know,” hetells her, for the fifth time. “And so does she. But it’s hurting you. And youeither leave it or it gets infected and this becomes a much bigger deal.” Helooks at her imploringly. “You know this.”

A small smile appears, and he watches as she givesway. “That did sound like something I would say.”

For the first time since they’ve arrived home fromJemma’s dentist appointment this afternoon, Fitz allows himself a smile, too.As big and as brave as his wife is, he knows she has great reservations aboutthe dentist. It’s taken two weeks to try and convince the normally completelylogical Jemma Simmons to get over herself and make an appointment about thebothersome tooth.

“It won’t be so bad,” he tells her gently, able tocomfort now the stubbornness has subsided. “A quick operation.”

“But it’s only partially erupted,” Jemma moans. “Whichmeans they’ll have to dig around in there.”

“After everything you have faced, you can definitelyovercome this.” He watches her smile again, though it’s small. “And if you’revery good, then I’ll even get you some ice cream after it’s all over.”

She laughs at him, reaching over to kiss him gently.“That approach may work on our daughter,” she says silkily, “but I’m afraid Imight require something more than ice-cream.”

“Whatever you want,” he promises, kissing her again.

-x-

“Can I come, too?”

Sarah looks at him beseechingly, holding her miniatureladybird suitcase in her hands. Fitz stops folding the washing to ruffle herhair.

“We’ll all be going, kiddo. Mummy’s going to need uswhen the dentist is done with her mouth. But it’s only for a few hours so wewon’t need the suitcase.”

“Oh.” Sarah looks disappointed. “Okay.” She sets itdown on the floor. “When are we going?”

“As soon as mummy is done worrying about all of thethings she won’t be able to do for a couple of days,” he says, watching asSarah’s ‘thinking crease’ appears between her eyebrows. “Hey, why don’t you goget some things to do and put them in your amazing bumblebee bag, yeah?”

She runs off, clearly excited about the prospect ofgetting to use some animal themed luggage today. Fitz drops the t-shirt he’sfolding and pokes his head around the kitchen door.

“You ready to go soon?”

Jemma sits at the kitchen table, a pen gripped so hardin her hand that her knuckles have gone white. There are sheets of paper allover the table, all of the lists she has made to comfort herself. “It says twodays is enough time for recovery.”

“That’s what the dentist said.”

“The NHS website, too,” she hums. “But what do youthink?”

“I think we’ll see how you feel afterwards, okay?” Hereaches out his hand and, though with a bit of reluctance, she takes it.

“You’ll be fine, Jemma,” he says softly. “We’ll bothbe there the whole time.”

“Okay,” she sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose. “Okay.Let’s go get this bloody tooth removed.”

He grins in spite of himself. “That’s the spirit!”

-x-

“Oh wow! This is amazing!”

Fitz really only thought that the utter personality changesand complete silliness associated with wisdom tooth removal existed in thefilms, or was one of those things that was exclusively American.

“You are very handsome!”

But no.

“Are you single?”

It appears that it’s not. The proof of which iscurrently sitting on a chair in front of him, mouth puffed up with gauze, wheezingwith laughter at unknown jokes.

Jemma grabs his chin with her cool hands, and wiggles itabout. He tries not to laugh at the bewildered expression on her face. No doubtshe’ll remember it once the anaesthesia wears off.

“I think you’re incrediblyattractive.” She tries to roll her r’s, but it gets lose in the gauze. “Yourface is so symmetrical. I’ll bet if I checked, then you’d have the GoldenRatio.”

Knowing for a fact he doesn’t (because she’s checked,of course) he simply smiles and wishes it wouldn’t be frowned upon to record avideo in a hospital. “That’s a lovely compliment, Jemma, but I think it’s timewe get you home, now. Get you some sleep.”

Her elbow that he’d been about to take to help her upsuddenly retracts as if he’s shocked yet. Her eyes narrow, the crease betweenher eyebrows prominent. For a moment he’s overcome by the similarities between hiswife and daughter.

“How do you know my name?”

“You’re my best-friend and we’re married,” heexplains, patiently, opting for the short version. “If you let me help you up,we can get going and you’ll feel much better. I promise.”

“We’re married?!”She shouts, then winces, but doesn’t let the pain deter her. “Oh, I am verylucky indeed. A very lucky woman.”

“You know, I’m going to remember you said this.”

“Okayyy.” Jemma smiles up at him, glassy eyed, and offersher elbow up to him.

“Excellent, well done.” He helps her stand up, theturns his head this way and that. “Now we just have to locate Sarah and we canbe on our way.”

“Who’s Sarah?” Jemma asks sleepily, trying to lean herhead on his shoulder, and moaning a bit when his head swivelling doesn’t allowfor a comfortable stay.

“What kind of drugs did they give you?” He mutters, beforethe person he desires comes careening into the discharge room, brandishing asweetie from the vending machine.

“I got one for mummy and one for you!” Sarah exclaims,before noticing her mother and looking up at her, blinking owlishly.

“I’ll save hers for later,” she decides, stuffing thebumper pack of Starburst into her backpack.

“Good idea, kiddo.” He grins at her, then turns backto Jemma. “Right, let’s get going.”

“You are so pretty,” Jemma gushes, words slightly moreslurred than they were earlier. “Like a princess.”

Usually, Sarah becomes indignant at being likened to aprincess. Her face becomes all pinchy, and she tosses her toffee coloured curlsover her shoulder before walking away. If she’s in a particularly feisty mood,there can sometimes be shouting involved. He hopes that today isn’t one ofthose days.

Luckily, Sarah is a feisty but perceptive little beanand she simply loops her arm around her mother’s free one and leans her head inand says, “thank you.”

“And such lovely manners, too. You’ve been taught sowell.”

“By the best,” Fitz assures her. “Let’s go home.”

-x-

“Daddy,” Sarah whispers in the car on the way home. “Mummyisn’t going to be like this forever, is she?”

Fitz looks over to where Jemma has her head leaningagainst the passenger window, laughing uproariously at a dog, or perhaps theTesco delivery van, or the post box. He smiles a reassuring smile in the rear -viewmirror.

“Not for very long, kiddo. Don’t worry. Let’s justenjoy it while it lasts.”

-x-

“Knock knock,” he says, gently, pushing open the doorto the darkened bedroom.

“Ungggg,” Jemma groans into the pillow. “My head issplitting.”

He holds up a glass. “I brought you some water.”

She sits up, softly swiping hair away from herslightly swollen jaw. “My hero. Thank you, Fitz.”

“No bother.” He comes to sit next to her, handing herthe water with a paper straw in it.

She takes a sip, wincing a little bit, before lookingpast him, bleary eyes trying to focus in the dimness of the room. “Where’sSarah?”

“Downstairs making you a ‘get well soon’ card with hertoy dog. Expect a lot of paw prints next to her name.”

She chuckles, moaning and gingerly pressing her handto her jaw after she does so. He holds up a box of ibuprofen. “I brought these,too.”

“You deserve an award, Fitz.” She takes them with agrateful look. “I can’t believe what the anaesthesia did to me, earlier. I feelso embarrassed.”

“You shouldn’t,” he laughs. “It was cute.”

“Did I absolutely terrify our daughter?”

He can’t imagine Sarah being absolutely terrified ofanything. The child practically asks the world to come and take her on.

“No, not even a little bit.” He takes her hand in his.“She found it funny.”

“Oh dear. Never again, Fitz. I mean it.”

“I think you’ve done your fair share.” He takes in herpuffy jaw and bleary eyes and still thinks she’s the best thing, apart fromSarah, that he’s ever laid eyes on. “And it’s done now.”

“Mhmm.” She leans against him, head fitting on hisshoulder. “Thank you for everything.”

“Always, Jemma. What else was I going to do?”

He feels her try to smile into his shoulder, before shelooks up, gently taking his chin in her hand.

“What a handsome face,” she giggles. “I can’t believe I’mmarried to it.”

“Yeah, I know.” He presses his hand over hers. “I can’tbelieve it either.”

[izayoizuki]

Pairing: Hangman x wife!Reader

Warnings: hey, ya'll, don't get your wisdom teeth removed until after you've had like, children (if you're like planning on having any, i mean, your body your choice) because, APPARENTLY you can lose teeth in your pregnancy and err, you might want extra teeth in cas- oh fic warnings? Looking at Hangman smiling and laughing without like, sunnies or whatever.

"Mr. Seresin, you can collect your wife now." The nurse poked her head out into the waiting room, fighting back laughter, and Jake wondered whether that's what kept her at her job: seeing the utter hilarity of the patients.

Speaking of utter hilarity- "Hey gorgeous," Hangman grinned at the sight of your glazed over eyes and chipmunk cheeks, full with cotton wool, "How you feeling."

"Oh wow," you slurred, your eyes trying to focus on the man in the onesie, "Are you my Government Assigned Man?" You huffed a sigh, "I'm really sorry, because you're like, so hot, but I have a husband."

"Oh yeah?" Jake quirked an eyebrow, "Well, I think I'm better than him, don't you think?"

"No, no," you tried to explain with your whole body, but funnily enough, appendages were not moving as planned. Still, you bravely soldiered on. "He's like, mega cute. But please don't tell him. His ego is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss," you stretched your arms wide till they met clanging and cluttering resistance, "-big!" you finished triumphantly. Jake could definitely see why the nurse was trying to hold back a laugh; he was having a pretty hard time himself.

"Ok sweetheart, I'll keep it a secret if you get in the car with me."

"Ok, but only if we go straight home." you answered firmly, proud of yourself. You were going to get a good grade in Wife, something that was both normal to want and possible to achieve.

"You got it, Mrs. Seresin." Hangman answered as he started to leverage your body up. He only got so far before your body decided to go boneless, and he decided on the much more efficient fireman's carry, and thus you swung pliantly over his shoulder, ass in the air, as he collected your pain medication and list of dos and don'ts from the pharmacist up front. To their credit, they didn't bat an eye, as if they saw this every thursday- which, perhaps, they did.

As Jake slid you into the car and strapped you into shotgun, you gave him a wet kiss on his cheek as thanks and grinned up at him. He quickly whipped out his phone, muttering "You are such a goof," and took quite a few photos in quick succession.

"Hey Jake," you started as he eased onto the main road, twiddling with the radio dial and deciding on the classical station when he heard the Entry of the Gladiators come on. He felt it was fitting.

"Oh, so it's Jake now is it?"

"I'm only reading your name tag, Jake. Why, do I call you something else?"

"Oh yeah. Honey, baby, sweetheart, list's endless. Sometimes, even God." It was a good thing you were so out of it, because the smirk he was currently sporting could send you into a coma.

"Oh no," you whispered, horrified, "does my husband know?"

"Know? Darlin', he downright encourages it."

"Oh, that's ok then." You were going to get such a good grade.

"Hey, honey?"

"Yes, darlin'?" 

"Could we get ice cream?"

"Sure." He swung into a drive through and ordered two cones. As he collected them and tried passing them over to you, he saw that you were not up to solo-ice-cream-eating just yet. He parked in the lot, noting in the back of his mind that In the Hall of the Mountain King was now playing, and held your cone up to you, letting you lick and nibble at the ice cream in a way that wasn't very healthy for his sanity. He tried concentrating on eating his own cone with his other hand.

"Hey, baby?" you peered at his uniform. The woodwind section had entered the song.

"Yeah, sugar?"

"You ever want to be a real pilot?"

He tamped down a grin. "I am a real pilot."

"No, y'know," you waved your hands, "like, a real pilot, like a pilot who, y'know, the ones they have planes full of people. They have to make sure that it doesn't crash into the ground and kill all these people!"

"Yeah, I'm ok with my position."

"Violence." You stated impressively. "War." thus spake, you sat back. Also impressively.

"Ok..." he nodded along.

You shook your head, "What's the deal?"

"Well, there's a lot of opinions out there, but, ultimately, as a service member, I've signed up to do what I can to protect my country." He distinctly remembered having this talk with you before marriage. With you. With your father. With your mother. With your brother. With your sister. If he concentrated hard enough, he could even conjure up the cold sweat that had accompanied him with each of those experiences.

"So you're not a proponent of violence?" It was a question, but barely.

"Oh, no."

"I am." 

And didn't he know it. He remembered having to explain to Cyclone how his wife liked to explore ALL her amendments. But all he said was "Oh."

"Yeah," you nodded sagely, but then got up suddenly, whacking your forehead into the soft serve, "Not like- Idon'twantyoutoarrestmeoranything- y'know, I'm not tryna commit any TREASONOUS crimes, necessarily." You started wiping off the ice cream, succeeding only in spreading it further, "Not that I wouldn't-  no, I mean, I would NOT.... unless..... all of a sudden our government was like NAZIS, then of course, y'know, treason." You gave up on the ice cream cleaning effort. "Treason." you air chopped. "TREASON." you air chopped again. "TREASON." so announcing, you fell face first into your cone, which Jake was holding, right as the orchestra gave one last, triumphant hurrah.

Jake let out a long suffering sigh through a grin wide enough to put a crocodile to shame, before starting to transfer both his cones to the arm supporting you, starting the car with his other. "Knew I should've worn a body cam."

OKAY OKAY- BUT HEAR ME OUT---

FANFIC WHERE Y/N IS THE WOMAN IN THE VIDEO, INTERVIEWING/TALKING TO HUSBAND ROOSTER/HANGMAN/BOB

... maybe even maverick too 👀

[taetaespeaches]

LIV :c -i saw you had wisdom teeth surgery! and oh my, let me be honest: i just had ONE removed years ago, and it was... well awful, i was never in any pain but man.. i was so uncomfy, the first night i tried falling asleep reclining (?) but somehow i managed to fully lay down and woke up with my mouth full of blood so i went and cried in the bathroom and slept on the couch.. yeah, awful

and also had to take 10 different pills per day..... yeah AWFUL, i was drugged 24/7 lol. I really really hope you're dealing with it better than i did.

My heart is with you, sooner or later i will have to get the other ones removed too bc i need braces and i'm not ready at all (: so i'll keep living in denial for as long as i can thank you very much

So oliviaaa, it's been a while, i've just been so antisocial (it's ok, it was by choice), so i'm trying to get back on track- i was thinking on sending something since yesterday but i just didn't know what to say, so today i tought i'd share what i dreamed last night.

Here's the thing, i've never seen jungkook as my bias or anything, i just always thought he smol he kookie he hot af but still he a baby so i must protect.

Well change of plans: i am deeply in love with him, in my dream bangtan came to my house bc they were lost or smth, and i hang out with jungkook a lot and we were just outside and some cat ate a bug and stuff and we bonded, somehow we ended up hugging and just being very close, so we fell in love right there in my garden.

So hello, my name is Lydia and i am in love with Jeon Jungkook

I just... i mean no one can blame me right? i'm just very fond to him right now and i cannot stop, i don't want any saving, let me die loving jungkook pls

anyway that's all for now, i hope you are well and recovering nicely and pretty, i love you- have a nice day everyday ♥

Look at me all calm, I MISSED YOU ILY BYE

LYDIA!! I did have wisdom tooth surgery, I got all four out and it’s been rough :/ I currently cannot feel the left side of my bottom lip and chin beyond an annoying tingly feeling and I am slowly but surely losing my mind and all of my control over my emotions. I need someone to come treat me very tenderly and call me cute names because I am on the verge of tears at all minutes of the day lol. I’m sorry your experience was horrid :( even though it was awful though, I would recommend getting the others removed earlier rather than later. I waited for as long as I could and that allowed them to get real nice and deep rooted which is a big reason why recovery has been so awful for me. 

Sometimes you just gotta be antisocial, I understand and I respect it! I hope you’re feeling ok <3 

Girl the fact that you are just now seeing Jungkook in this way is shocking to me but I’m glad you made it here. What a fucking man. Even when that dude isn’t my bias he is absolutely always my bias. No one wrecks me like Jeon Jeongguk. Have fun with your death by loving Jungkook, it’s a good way to go!! 

I hope you’re doing ok and that you’re taking care of yourself. I love you, have a good day lovely <3 I MISSED YOU TOO!!!!